Yo Mama Jokes

Yo’ ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth…

Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle…they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

Yo’ Cousin like a Penny…she ain’t worth two bob.

Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school

I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…

Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder

That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…

Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…

Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.