Yo Mama Jokes

Anything Yo’s… 12

Yo Pimp Daddy — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:00:00 +0000

Yo’ ex-girlfriend just like a squirrel - she always got some nuts in her mouth…

Your Big sis like the Bermuda triangle…they swallow a whole lotta seamen.

Yo’ Cousin like a Penny…she ain’t worth two bob.

Yo Pimp Daddy — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:00:00 +0000

Yo Cousin so old she drives a chariot to High school

I took yo Mama to the Doctor’s - I tell him that she feeling poorly and that she only got 1 toe and 1 knee. Doc tells me she’s contracted ‘Tony’…

Yo Boss so damn ugly that when he leaned out the window the Police arrested him for attempted murder

Yo Pimp Daddy — Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:00:00 +0000

That Grandpa of your’s so stupid and poor that when I came over for Dinner he read me recipes…

Yo wee brother so damn hairy that he went for a short back and sides and lost 30 pounds…

Yo mama’s chest hair so damn long, it growing all the way down to her willy.

Yo Pimp Daddy — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:00:00 +0000

Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…

Yo Pimp Daddy — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:00:00 +0000

No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!

But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.