Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama’s so nice, she offered me the hair off her back.

Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

I’s apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama…I should know better…hell, I don’t even know the Man…

No seriously, under all that hair yo Mama is really a Saint….a saint Bernard!

But really, yo Mamma is just like a golf course - everybody gets a hole in one!

Yo Nana still so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper.

And yo Mother-in-law so huge she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks.

Yo mama should be locked away, cos every time she moons people they turn into werewolves